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(Florence) Informed anonymous insider sources have revealed under condition of anonymity that VW AG (VW) will tomorrow become the premier automotive sponsor of As a result of the terms of an out of court settlement between VW and the EPA, CARB, and a bunch of tailpipe chasing trial lawyers, VW will provide with the free use of a VW Golf Variant TDI “Sportswagon” for appropriately five years, retroactive to December 2014.  Also included in the rumored deal are test drives in the VW Golf R, and “they’d better give me a drive in an Audi R8 too if they wanna win me over from the Ford GT”, says CEO Gearhead Grrrl. The agreement is subject to extension if VW cannot meet the EPA’s target for 85% participation in the TDI recall/buyback within two years, or at least that’s the rumor.


(VW is a big ass corporation that owns VW, Skoda, SEAT, Audi, Bentley, Ducati, MAN, Lamborghini, Scania, Porsche, and probably a few other things I forgot)

( is a tiny but uppity little blog covering just about anything that moves, and is owned and sponsored by no one. Heck, even Gearhead Grrrl herself can’t seem to keep this blog under control!)

This communication contains highly speculative statements, wild speculation, flights of absurd imagination, and outright BS! It’s a good thing ain’t on the stock market so I can get away with this stuff. VWAG is a for real corporation, please don’t rely on my speculation regarding there stock and it’s value, or lack of same.